"Hey, nice work, you're fired"

Well this was the bottom line of my Meeting with the HR Dept. today...
Thanks alot...

It seems that a post in my main blog contained sensitive Data, so they had a reason to cancel my employment. WTF?
At least i know that i'll have some more readers these days, cause they seemed to be soooo interested in my blog that the printed it... TWO TIMES... Nice one. No more "Save the trees?" why dont you just asked me for it, id have given you bitches a Hardcopy for free. Nicely packed, with some swiss chocolate to go...

Seriously, i wasnt that pissed, when they told me i'd have to leave, but its kinda sad they just gave me a wet handshake and let me go freely. Now, that im at home, i think i missed the fun part, the one, where the throw me out, like some dangerous mofo.. Really, id liked to have at least some cops take me on a ride, because i seem to be such a hardcore industrial spy that the needed to get rid of me.

The only sad thing about it, is i think i was about to like this shit, taking calls and handling some problems, at least i worked good. Ah okay, i see, when someone is to skilled to be shouted at at work, you just fire him, a good way to protect YOUR job..

Damn i really hate being fired, and those filthy whores who think that a post without a name or a Cust. Number or sumthing is a reason to fire a motivated worker. Please remember one thing...

I DONT GIVE A SHIT...

W T F ?

Argh, i hate my customers sometimes. Really...

E.g: A Customer called me today, telling me, he got no signal on his phone... Okay, i started the standard processes, and so on... about 10 Minutes later, we came to a point where he had to reboot his Device.
Well i told him: "Okay, now please pull out the power supply from the Device..."
Cust: "Okay, lemme see, okay, done..."
ME: "Okay, noch could you please also unplug the white antenna cable from the Device..."
Cust: "Just a second.... Done"
---okay, now the Device should be all dark, cause, no power is connected at all---
I was about to tell the customer to plug the shit back in, when he tells me that there is still a green LED glowing....
WTF? no power cord is attached, not even the antenna cable...
ME: "Okay, erm, are you shure that were talking of the same device?"
Cust: "Yes, of course, it has "mycompanyname" written on it..."
--- Pause ---
ME: (thinking that he has unplugged not the right cable) "Well, could you please unplug ALL cables from the Device please?"
Cust: "Moment please"
*cracking and clickering noises in the background*
Cust: "Okay, everything is disconnected now from the box, nothing is connected..."
ME: "So now there isn't any light left on the Device, is there?"
Cust: "No, there is still a green LED glowing"
--- What the FUCK? ---
ME: "Are you SURE that you're talking of the Device, not of the LED on the Powersupply or anything else?"
Cust: "Im not stupid, of course im talking about your modem"
ME: (with every patience i could squeeze out of my raging mind) "Could you please tell me what is written on the box"
Cust: "Lemme get my Glasses"

*searching noises*

Cust: "Okay..." (now customer reads a freaking shitload of numbers, names and stuff, but NOTHING of this SHIT is written on ANY of our Devices)
Me: (now officially pissed off) "FUCK, this is NOT OUR Device..."

Cust: "Ah, i see... *pause* ah, okay, now, i found the device, there is nothing enligthened..."
Me: "erm *wooooozaaaaaa* is this the device where you pulled out the plugs?"
Cust: "no, in this one everything is plugged in..."
Me: "okay, if you plug the power supply in a diffrent socket, does it start to blink?"
Cust: "just a sec." --- "okay, i plugged it in a diffrent socket, no LEDs light up at all"
Me: "okay, your Device is broken, we send u a new one... have a nice day"

--- i violently hit the "End"-Button on my Phone and tried to calm down.... ----

What a shithead, he repeatedly told me that on that device it has a Logo and the Company Name on it... YEAH RIGHT...
Sometimes i whish we would have a Taser, attached to the Phones, so if someone starts to annoy us, we just could hit "Tase the S.o.a.B."-Button and the Cust gets fried... *g*
i love my phantasies *lol*

Never seen a Laptop before?

OMG, that was soooo typically Switzerland...
I installed WC Frozen Throne on my old Laptop during my ride to work... And as usual my battery was very low, so i searched a powerplug to load that thing...
As usually there were no powerplugs in the train, and i had to search quite a while until i found a Socket at the Zurich mainstation. After i sucessfully connected my Laptop to the Power, loads of people kept staring at me, eyes widened in fear...

They probably thougt ill scream Allah Akbar in the very next moment and blast the Trainstation in pieces...

At this point i was kinda pissed off. but the best was yet to come, after 2-3 Minutes, Employee of SBB adressed me: "Sorry, but what are you doin here?"-"Hmm, what does it look like?" i replied. (i was now definitly pissed off) "no matter what you are doing with this cables and stuff, you have to leave" he said. (this was the point where i nearly freaked out)
"I dont know what the FUCK is wrong with you guys here, i need to reload my LAPTOP thats an electronic Device we educated people use to be cool. So whats your fucking Problem? Do you worry about your electricity taxes at the end of the month or what?"

The Guy now backed off a bit and looked puzzled. Everyone in my near surrounding stared ad me.

The guy seemed totally knocked out cold, and then my train arrived, and i unplugged my selfdetonating explosive Laptop of Jihad, and boarded the train leaving a speechless SBB-wanker....

DAMN, i should use my spray a bit more...

First rant of all

Hi everyone. i'll skip the procedure of the "hello world" post, 'cause i dont give a shit...
This blog is my personal little black list, of things pissing me off...
A good topic to start is a article in a newspaper i read some days ago...
Some "so called" Psychologists found out that pictures of rotten teeth or a black lung on cigarette packs can stop people to smoke... YEAH RIGHT...
In this case start printing those packs and lower the price about 50%... lets see what will work better...
I cant imagine that this works, because i dont give a shit about those pics... and thats where the idea for this blog was born...
Peace out...