Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson died... So WHAT?

I've seen it coming... I heard the news in the Morning and Jacko is dead...

The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!

I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?

Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...

The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...

Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...

Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play...

Pure agony!

But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

What about Facebook?

Okay, okay, i got a FB profile, but im not ready to accept that some stupid tarts think that their Dog/Cat/other stupid pet also need a FB Profile...

Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...

Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....

I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...

At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...

Peace out...

Monday, May 4, 2009

Failoffice 1.1

O M G...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...

It started really subtile...

Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...


After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...

Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT

Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...

Thursday, March 5, 2009

What the freaking Fuck?

Did you hear about the "no cussing week"? Well, we all knew LA is kinda full of mad and crazy people, but seriously, what kind of religious fucktard do you have to be, to suggest a week without any cussing?

Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!

How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com